Ingredients:
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 tablespoon oregano
½ tablespoon parsley
1 teaspoon tarragon
½ tablespoon basil
1 tablespoon chives
1/2 cup shredded parmesan cheese (not the junk in the green bottle)
¾ cup extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon sunflower seeds (I don’t use pine nuts … too expensive in my neck of the woods)
3 cups angel hair pasta
8oz frozen shrimp, thawed
30 or so toothpicks
1 cup Canola oil
8 slices of bacon cut into quarters (4 pieces each slice)
12 dashes of Franks Red Hot Wing Sauce
Patience, and beer of choice. I also recommend podcasts of “The Mens Room” radio show, which you can find at KISW.com.
Surgery:
Start heating the oil, sunflower seeds, garlic, and butter in a pan at a very low heat. You don’t want to roast the garlic, but gently heat it some to put flavor into the oil, and soften the garlic itself. Throw the oregano, parsley, tarragon, basil, parmesan cheese and chives over your shoulder. Not really, but I bet the kids would laugh. Me too actually. Rather, put them into your food processor with a good blade, and mix/chop very well. After the oil has set for about 15 minutes, add the blend from the food processor, right into the oil. Maintain at low heat, covered. Now it’s time to pork your shrimp. Heat-up the Canola oil to about medium-high heat. Every stove-top is different, so you may want to start at a lower temp. Take a toothpick and slide it through one end of a quartered bacon strip, and then through the end of a piece of shrimp, matching the ends together. Wrap the other end of the bacon strip over to the other side of the shrimp piece, and slide the pick into that end. Repeat as many times as it takes, depending on how much shrimp you plan to skewer that night. Start boiling water for the pasta, and watch it so it boils quicker. Once it’s boiling, add the pasta … this should be a no-brainer. Using tongs, place each piece shrimp/bacon into the canola oil, frying for about 4-5 minutes. Serve the pasta and pesto in a separate bowl from the shrimp/bacon, as seen in the picture above, and cover each dish with about 6 dashes of Franks Red Hot wing sauce. Dinner is served ….. kiss the waiter.
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